Somebody say something?
Besides Sassy? *Waves* Yoo hoo! Over here!
Ex Dub MS
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Few Black/African people on this board
by Joker10 ina while ago it was asked what your ethnic background was and only 2 said they were some percent black.
why do you think few black people actively speak out against wt?
few african-americans can be seen protesting at assemblies.
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Do you lie about your age in your profile???
by frankiespeakin inwe all have to be careful about how much information we give out over the net,,it is wise and prudent in some areas,, but what about age???.
now i know many women don't like to admit they are over 29 what do you think is the percentage of correct profiles in reguards to age??.
this is private information and i don't want this to be a prying type of thread just reasonable discussion.
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Ex Dub MS
When you're in your 30s or older and are still half-decent looking, you tell everybody your age.
It's called bragging.
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What's the point of it all?
by Puternut ini have been here on the board a while.
posting away, commenting on other threads.
i have now been labeled officially an apostate throughout the circuit and district.
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Ex Dub MS
I've scarcely been here for a week...so I'm still trying to figure out why I'm here.
I'm not really interested in hearing 'WTS will come crashing to its knees' because folks may wish it so. They're not going anywhere. Frankly, there are far bigger evils in this word to rail against than some little bitty religion and their set of beliefs. If that's what they do, that's what they do. On the other hand, people who choose to leave aren't going to dry up and blow away either...much as some spiteful individuals amongst them may wish.
I do enjoy talking to reasonable people who are looking for fellowship outside of their former religion, though. So far, so good.
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Where would we be now????
by beaker inthe wts has always maintained that given "the issue of universal sovereignty" makind has been allowed to prove whether he can sucessfully rule himself.
that's why we have so much pain and suffering in the world.
but has mankind been given a fair chance to prove that he can run things without god?.
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Ex Dub MS
So which individual nation of over say, a million people distributes food evenly now? Wnich groups of people speaking the same language all live in the same nation? Which people of the same nation are not divided by race, religion and political ideology, if not other things? I don't see how the same language would help that along.
Whether or not the JWs have every stitch of the Bible right, I think God still had the right idea. He wanted to slow the rate at which man would screw everything up.
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'Sing Praises' lyrics that never hit the press
by Ex Dub MS ini've had this evil little tune rattling in my head today.
i should hyphenate it in that you're-too-stupid-to-read style we hold so dear.
(to the tune of song 89).
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Ex Dub MS
I've had this evil little tune rattling in my head today
I should hyphenate it in that you're-too-stupid-to-read style we hold so dear
(To the tune of Song 89)
When you're ma - kin love, This or - ga - ni- za - tion
Rules you all, one and all
Tells you what to do, when you're in the bed - room
Droppin' the Draws, Mid boo - ty call
That excellent clit, don't dare o - ral sex it
If she's on the rag, no fun till week next (Shit!)
That small - est of holes? It's on - ly an ex - it
Guess what we'll say
If you're feeling gay?
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Welcome Ex Dub MS to the Board
by Sassy in.
we made a new friend in chat today.... and since he is only on his 4th post, it isn't too late to give him a official welcome!.
welcome ex dub ms!
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Ex Dub MS
Aw shucks, Sassy. You're such a sweetie. And thanks everyone else for the welcome.
I don't know what to say besides what's in my profile already, really...just that I'm not one of those hardened, doctrine-debating Must-See-WBTS-Fall types. Heaven knows I've spent enough time poring over books and Bibles already. I'm gonna do more of that why?
Not to mention they're gonna be invincible once they sell all that prime Brooklyn Heights real estate. First, Furman Street...then the factory complex...I swear the Sands is on the list somewhere. Do you have any idea who your average New Yorker would kill to live in that joint? They could sell that thing and just plain knock over all the contribution boxes for a couple years. Yeesh.
Im just here to kick back and have a good time...and maybe crack a few funnies that only Dubs and X-Dubs would understand. Take a look at my brief post history. You'll see.
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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Ex Dub MS
Yes, yes...the young are full of questions. Now for some answers that work...
Why must Sister Pioneer always make a bee-line straight for me after every meeting?
Misery loves company...what scripture best articulates the word 'Duh?'
How can I get married when I don't have an education and I still live with my parents at age 25?
Marrying an uneducated adult pioneer. As Don King would say, "Only in the Lord--and Don't Ya Evah Fuhgit it!"
Am I supposed to have hair growing there?
No! Now you've ruined everything for Brother CreepyHands. How old is your sister?
Why Do I Always Get a Boner During The Last Prayer?
Same reason you get one in the morning...you just woke up.
No dating, no holidays, no extracurricular activities, are there any other ways I can be even more dorky in school than I already am?
Of course!
-Study for your meetings in the cafeteria
-Offer magazines to classmates as they leave school
-Three words: Kingdom Melodies Karaoke
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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Ex Dub MS
YPA...What if I wanna boink the householder?
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Most hated WT publication
by Nosferatu inwhat is the wt publication you hated the most?
why did you hate it?
for me, it was probably that damn pink great teacher book.
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Ex Dub MS
You know what's worse than attending a Book Study from the Revelation or Isaiah books?
Actually being able to follow the trail of thought and conducting a Book Study for 20 folks who don't a rip.
"Okay, who remembers what King Ahaz did in Chapter 3? Anybody give a (bleeeeeeeep)?"
*bangs head against wall*
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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Ex Dub MS
YPA....Would the Sunday speaker even want to hear himself?